Happy Total Defence Day!
Why that would be happy I'll never know, but who cares? Check out this comment from a major potential fantasy writer:
Stella says:
Okay I'll use my imagination: She went down to buy some chocolates for her valentine and her mother came and scolded her.Three dogs came and attacked her mother.The dogs then hit their tails on her. Then she flew back to India where Gandhi was busy playing with his Tamagotchi.He slapped Lindsay. There you have it!
A work of pure genius. 'Nuff said.
TOPIC OF THE DAY: FOR $135?
Would you get these dresses for $135 OR MORE each? Please. I love the designs, but they're nothing THAT original or great. Would you? Send in your opinions.
Celeb news: Lily Allen has gone gothic! The pic's up there. Nelly Furtado's PREGNANT and Miley Cyrus is being slammed for a scene in her movie where she isn't using a seatbelt while driving. C'mon people, it's a movie! She's not even really driving! Beyonce's getting dumped on too. Some fatso bulldog-faced dive has procclaimed herself the Queen of Soul and got pissed when Beyonce said, "Please put your hands together for the Queen of Soul!" before Tina Turner performed. Geesh, that fat insane woman should get a life. No-one even knows her, even I can't be bothered to find out her name! Shan from 987FM was commenting yesterday saying someone would probably announce, "Would the owner of vehicle (NAME OF FAT WOMAN) please remove your vehicle..." Haha! Oh, and the trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is out. Check it out above.
-CELEB SIGHTINGS-
- Paris Hilton attended the launch party for her 2008 fashion and accessories collection at the Luxor's LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. The hotel heiress, dressed in a questionable zebra-print ensemble, shareed an intimate moment with her "fans", who were likely paid to participate in this charade.
- Also present at Paris's launch party was Brody Jenner who was majorly partying it up. The party really got started when Lauren Conrad arrived and joined her ex at his VIP table. The former couple embraced. Was Brody whispering sweet nothings into Lauren's ear? It looked like the reality "stars" may have had one too many!
- Ooh, another celeb event! Celebs who graced the Fendi flagship reopening on Rodeo Drive were Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Rose McGowan, Camila Alves, Justine Bateman and Kate Mara.
- Lindsay Lohan spotted leaving traffic school, which the 21-year-old actress must attend as part of her 2007 DUI plea agreement. La Lohan attempted to hide behind a pink and red handbag, but who could have missed her in the bright purple hoodie that she had on? Rehabbed Lindsay has been laying low lately, but she apparently still loves her leggings!
- Tom Brady spotted vacationing in Costa Rica at the home of his girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen. Perhaps the supermodel girlfriend of the Superbowl runner-up should consider spending some of the $33 million she earned in 2007 to add privacy walls or security guards to her gorgeous compound, located in the hills above Playa Hermosa in the southern Nicoya Peninsula, unless she really wants the papz who sent me the pics to catch her on camera. The Brazilian beauty cooled off poolside surrounded by friends and family.
-CELEB CHARTS-
Celeb Commentary
10. Chase Crawford The 22-year-old Texan started out as a model before moving to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career. The teen heartthrob solidified his hunk status as soon as his character, Nate Archibald, hit the screen on the CW's latest water cooler hit, 'Gossip Girl'. Although he's been linked with Carrie Underwood, she's repeatedly denied their relationship is serious.
9. Blake Lively Chase's 'Gossip Girl' co-star saw her stock rise after her role in 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' won rave reviews. Ever since, the 20-year-old has been in high demand. She was recently featured on the cover of Teen Vogue, and a 'Sisterhood' sequel is set for this summer.
8. Adrian Grenier Thankfully the 31-year-old (best known for his role as Vincent Chase on HBO's 'Entourage') never cemented anything with a certain socialite he's been spotted with in the past year. Otherwise, we'd consider him skanky, not sexy.
7. Minka Kelly Now that the 'Friday Night Lights' fox is back on the market (thanks to her ex, John Mayer), she can consider calling up her other ex, the incredible Chris Evans ('Fantastic Four' 's Johnny Storm) ... not that a hottie like this should ever have to call a man for a date.
6. John Mayer Minka's ex has been linked to many gorgeous girls in Hollywood, but this Grammy-winning bachelor is still on the prowl for Mrs. Right (now). Fortunately for brunettes around the world, he seems to be done with dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson.
5. Kate Hudson The Golden Globe-winning goddess ('Almost Famous') has Goldie to thank for her good looks and bubbly personality, but she also happens to be a box office draw and a hot mama, having birthed a son (Ryder Russell Robinson) in 2004.
4. Wentworth Miller Perhaps the 'Prison Break' playboy's multi-racial background adds to his sex appeal. Perhaps the attraction has something to do with his piercing eyes, those luscious lips, the bulging biceps... YES, THIS ONE I LOVE!!! AHHHHH!!!
3. Carmen Electra You'd think the former 'Baywatch' babe was born in the 1800's because she's been famous for so long, but the eternally beautiful 35-year-old model/dancer/singer/actress/pinup/former Prince muse continues to star in men's fantasies every night of the week.
2. Ryan Phillippe The delicious dad of two set hearts a flutter with early, shirtless roles in 'White Squall', '54', and 'Cruel Intentions'. 10 years later, he's considered one of the best young actors Hollywood has to offer. He also happens to be the hottest!
1. Rihanna The Barbadian bombshell and former beauty pageant contestant is currently uncontested on the sexy and single celeb circuit. With a deadly combo of killer looks and killer hooks, the Grammy-winning songbird is undoubtedly perched atop our list.
Celeb couples Commentary
Jennifer Lopez + Marc Anthony It took Jennifer Lopez two divorces and a broken engagement to find true love with Marc Anthony, and she hasn't let him go since.
Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes The couple married in 2006.
Justin Long + Drew Barrymore How cute are Justin Long and Drew Barrymore? They're always all smiles!
Kanye West + Alexis Phifer They're getting married! 'Nuff said.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel The two always spend their days gazing into each others' eyes.
Heidi Klum + Seal It was love at first sight for supermodel Heidi Klum when she ran into Seal in a hotel lobby. The couple married in 2005 and have two sons, in addition to a daughter Heidi has from a previous relationship.
Zac Efron + Vanessa Hudgens 'High School Musical' hotties Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are a couple on and off camera.
Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turn heads wherever they go, but they only have eyes for each other.
Howard Stern + Beth Ostrosky Howard Stern began dating Beth Ostrosky, a former model who is 18 years his junior, after they met at a dinner party. The self-proclaimed 'King of All Media' proposed to Beth last Valentine's Day.
Pete Wentz + Ashlee Simpson They pair are well-known for cuddling up for the camera.
Deryck Whibley + Avril Lavigne Deryck Whibley and Avril Lavigne are another music couple unafraid to show a little PDA.
Will Smith + Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith first met in 1995 when she auditioned for the role of Will's girlfriend on 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'. Although Jada didn't land the role, she did land Will. The couple married in 1997 and have two children.
Freddie Prinze Junior + Sarah Michelle Gellar Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar fell in love while filming 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' and tied the knot in 2002. Although they married young, the couple is still going strong.
Guy Ritchie + Madonna Guy Ritchie and Madonna met thanks to a dinner party Sting threw with his wife Trudie Styler. The Material Girl and Guy got hitched in December 2000.
Courteney Cox + David Arquette Courteney Cox and hubby David Arquette fell in love while filming the 'Scream' trilogy and have been together ever since. They wed in 1999 and have one daughter, Coco (3).
Beyonce Knowles + Jay-Z Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z are still 'crazy in love' after all these years! The hip-hop couple began dating in 2002 after they duetted on the track '03 Bonnie and Clyde'.
Gwen Stefani + Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale met in 1995 backstage at a Los Angeles radio concert where No Doubt opened for Gavin's band Bush. The hip couple eventually wed in 2002. They have one son, Kingston, and another baby on the way!
Matthew Broderick + Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker married in 1997 after having dated for five years. The couple, who resides in NYC, have one son named James Wilkie.
David Beckham + Victoria Beckham Although David Beckham's parents didn't initially approve of their son dating pop star Victoria, the soccer stud went ahead and married 'Posh Spice' in 1999 anyway. The superstar couple has three boys together and plan to add to their brood in the future.
Goldie Hawn + Kurt Russell Although they never married, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together for 25 years! The couple met on the set of 'Swing Shift' and have one son together, Wyatt, in addition to Goldie's kids, Kate and Oliver Hudson, from a previous marriage.
Tim McGraw + Faith Hill Tim McGraw and Faith Hill have been making beautiful country music together since 1996.
Susan Sarandon + Tim Robbins Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins met on the set of 'Bull Durham', and have been a couple ever since. This year the actors/activists will celebrate 20 years together!
On-and-off Celeb Couples Commentary
Travis Barker + Shanna Moakler Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler filed for divorce in August 2006, but have reconciled so many times since then that we can't keep track. Although they obviously love one another, this couple just can't seem to make it work. NOTE: I LOVE TRAVIS BARKER, HE DID THE HARDCORE DRUM REMIX OF FLO RIDA & T-PAIN'S LOW!
Jessica Alba + Cash Warren Rumor had it that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren split briefly during the summer of 2007 because the 'Fantastic Four' star was looking for marriage. Several months later, Jess got her wish. The couple announced that they were expecting a child and engaged. Will they live happily ever after?
Lauren Conrad + Stephen Colletti Lauren Conrad and her former 'Laguna Beach' co-star and high school flame, Stephen Colletti, have been spotted kissing in L.A. and in Vegas on several occasions. Could they be on again?
Sean Combs + Kim Porter Sean 'Diddy' Combs and his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter have had a tumultuous relationship since they started dating in the 1990s. (Remember when Diddy was hooking up with Jennifer Lopez?) Kim called off their 10-year relationship for good in July 2007, but they still have a son and twin baby girls together, so we wouldn't be surprised if they decided to take the plunge someday.
Paris Hilton + Stavros Niarchos Paris Hilton has been linked to many men (most recently she was snapped smooching Simon Rex), but somehow she always winds up back in the arms of her favorite Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos.
Sienna Miller + Jude Law Sienna Miller and Jude Law were engaged in '04, separated in '05 (due to an affair), reunited in '06, and officially over by '07. Talk about a whirlwind romance!
Mary-Louise Parker + Jeffrey Dean Morgan Mary-Louise Parker and her 'Weeds' co-star Jeffrey Dean Morgan split in June of '07, but were seen holding hands and getting cozy at the December premiere of 'P.S. I Love You'. They are reportedly engaged.
Tommy Lee + Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson were married in 1995 after only knowing each other for 96 hours. In the 13 years since then, they've divorced twice and reconciled twice. Luckily, the former home video stars remain pals as they continue to raise their two sons, Brandon (12) and Dylan (11).
Kid Rock + Pamela Anderson During a break from Tommy Lee in '03, Pam hooked up with Kid Rock, but their affair quickly fizzled out. However, three years later the dynamic duo rekindled their romance and married. Four months later, they were divorced.
Rick Salomon + Pamela Anderson The former 'Baywatch' babe didn't waste much time before marrying yet again. Her next victim? Rick Salomon. The couple had gone on a few dates back in the day but decided to make it official in October of 2007. The train wreck crashed a measly two weeks later. NOTE: I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO YOU PAMMIE. 3 GUYS ON THE CHARTS?
Topic of discussion: Paris Hilton's younger brother was arrested for DUI. Do you think the heiress is to blame? Send in your opinions to 65816861 or 90186581, or you can email me at Celenetan_10@hotmail.com. Remember, every single one of your opinions will be posted on this blog, so call, sms or email me your opinions now!
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